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'Dorothy Parker Quotes: A Collection of Her Most Famous Sayings' 'Dorothy Parker was an American poet, short story writer, and critic. Here are some of her most famous quotes and sayings. Read on to learn more!'Dorothy Parker was an American poet, short story writer, and critic. She was a member of the Algonquin Round Table, a group of New York City writers, actors, and critics. Her work was known for its wit, satire, and dark humor. Here are some of her most famous quotes and sayings. If you're a fan of witty and sarcastic humor, then Dorothy Parker is the perfect author for you. Her quotes are timeless and have been enjoyed by generations of readers. In 'Dorothy Parker Quotes: A Collection of Her Most Famous Sayings,' you'll find some of her most memorable quips.From her famous line, 'Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses,' to her biting commentary on society's expectations for women, Parker's words still resonate today. Whether you're looking for a laugh or some thought-provoking insight, this book has something for everyone.And if you enjoy collecting quote books like this one, be sure to check out our other offerings such as the Yogi Berra Quote Book or the Kamal Ravikant Brother . These books offer inspiring life lessons and humorous anecdotes that will keep you entertained for hours.So why not add 'Dorothy Parker Quotes: A Collection of Her Most Famous Sayings' to your collection today? You won't regret it!
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Quotes About Life
- “Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
- “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
- “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
- “The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.”
Quotes About Love
- “Love is a word that is much too soft and used far too often to ever describe the fierce and burning passion that I have in my heart for you.”
- “Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.”
- “Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.”
- “Love is like a faucet, it turns off and on.”
Quotes About Writing
- “I hate writing, I love having written.”
- “I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”
- “If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.”
- “Writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair.”
Quotes About Women
- “I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.”
- “The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.”
- “I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.”
- “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”
Quotes About Death
- “Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren’t lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.”
- “Death is a shadow that always follows the body.”
- “Death is a distant rumor to the young.”
- “Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there’s a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see.”
Quotes About Politics
- “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
- “Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.”
- “The only ‘ism’ Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.”
- “The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.”
Quotes About Friendship
- “The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.”
- “If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.”
- “The only ‘ism’ Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.”
- “The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.”
Dorothy Parker was a master of wit and satire. Her quotes and sayings are still relevant today. Whether you’re looking for a quote about life, love, writing, women, death, politics, or friendship, you’re sure to find something that resonates with you in this collection of her most famous sayings.
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